AnimalsJokes A Football Team Was On The Field During Practice. This Is Epic. A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered the coach, “we don’t give tryouts to turkeys.” Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. “That was amazing,” exclaimed the coach. “I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?” “Don’t worry about money,” said the turkey, “let me just ask you something, does the season go PAST Thanksgiving?” See more Previous joke An Elderly Guy Gets Pulled Over By A Speed Cop. Next joke A Software Engineer Saw A Bull Pulling A Cart.