A Farmer Goes To The Local Market.

What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly.

A farmer goes to the local market to sell his bull.

A stranger comes up to him to inquire about the animal.

Stranger: Is your bull good at breeding?

Farmer: Oh, he’s excellent! In fact, he’s too good. He tries to, uh, ‘get acquainted’ with every cow, horse, donkey, and sheep on the farm. There’s not an animal he hasn’t tried his luck with!

Stranger: So why are you selling him?

Farmer: Well, lately he’s been giving my wife some strange looks, and I thought it was time to let him go!