AnimalsJokes A Farmer Brought His Daughter A Little Pot-Belly Pet Pig. This One Is Hilarious. 15.7k Views A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it “Stinky” when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it “Ballpoint” when it was in the sty. “Tell me,” asked her father, “Why do you have two names for your pig?” “That’s easy,” she replied, “Ballpoint is just his pen name.” See more Previous joke A Teacher Told Children How God Created Human Beings. Next joke An Elderly Lady Tries To Bore A Man On A Plane.