AnimalsJokes A Farm Boy Named Johnny Was Milking His Cow. This Is Funny. 5.1k Views A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, The Little Johnny calmly continued his milking. To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the Little Johnny, turned around and walked away. ‘Weren’t you afraid?’ one of the workers asked Johnny. ‘Not at all,’ the Little Johnny replied, ‘ I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.’ See more Previous joke Billy Called The Little Johnny. Next joke Johnny Brings His New Teacher A Pretzel.