ElderlyJokes An Elderly Woman Hadn’t Been To The Doctor. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 7k Views An elderly woman hadn’t been to the doctor in a very long time. Her husband said to his wife that she should make an appointment for a check-up. She made the appointment and went to the doctor. Afterwards, she came home and the husband asked what the doctor said. She replied that the doctor needed a specimen. The man asked what he meant by ‘a specimen’. She didn’t know. He suggested she ask their nosy neighbour Ethel across the road. Sometime later the wife came back with a black eye and was very dishevelled as if she had been in a scuffle. “What happened?!” asked her husband. She replied, “I’m not sure, I went into Ethel’s and told her about the doctor. I asked her what is meant by a specimen. She turned to me and said piss in a cup, I told her to sh!t in her hat and the fight was on!” See more Previous joke An Elderly Man Is Stopped By The Police. Next joke A Mouse And Giraffe’s Affair.