ElderlyJokes An Elderly Woman Calls Her Husband In Concern. This Is Hilarious. As she watches the news, an elderly woman calls her husband in concern. She knows he is driving home, so she calls his cell phone. “Dear, please be careful on the road today! I just heard on the radio that there is a driver going the wrong way down the highway.” Her husband replies, “Oh, it’s not just one. There are hundreds of them!” See more Previous joke An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor. Next joke A Monkey Enters A Bar And Orders A Coke.