An elderly man went to the supermarket and was there for literally 5 minutes.
When he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So the elderly man went up to him and said,
“Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
So he called him a pencil-necked D!ck headed cop.
He glared at him and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So he then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield… the more he insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.
The old man didn’t care. His car was parked around the corner.
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