An Elderly Man Went To The Doctor’s Office.

This Is Super Funny.

An elderly man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.

“Why not?” asked the elderly man.

“Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor.

“But I need it really bad,” said the man.

“Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor.

The elderly man said,

“My girlfriend is coming to town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”

The doctor finally relented saying,

“Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”

On Monday, the elderly man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.

The doctor asked,

“What happened to you?”

The elderly man said,

“No one showed up.”

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