An elderly man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying:
“If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you.”
Surprised, the man stops just as a huge brick crashes down right in front of him.
Stunned, he continues on his way, and after a few minutes hears the voice again:
“Stop! Don’t cross the road, if you do, the next vehicle will run you over!”
The man freezes and again is almost hit by a speeding car.
The man sighs a sigh of relief and asks the air:
“Who ARE you?!?”
“I am your guardian angel!” Answers the voice joyfully.
“REALLY??” says the elderly man in sudden anger,
“Then where the heck were you when I got MARRIED??”
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