ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Paddy Falls Over On The Building Site. This Will Blow Your Mind. Paddy falls over on the building site and cuts off both ears: 2 weeks later boss tells workers. “Paddy’s back tomorrow anyone mentiones him having no ears is in trouble!” The next morning in comes paddy and Murphy says. “Welcome back, i see your eyesights getting better.” “What do you mean?” Says paddy. Murphy says. “Your not wearing your glasses!” See more Previous joke One-One Bucket Of Water & Liquor Are Placed In Front Of A Donkey. Next joke Junior Nurse Is Asked To Take The Elderly Agent.