EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM
“I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink.
“Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears….”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, Eighty Dollars a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for a tenner…..I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!”
“Is that so!” With a bit of an attitude, he said,
” and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there now!!!”
FORGET THE SHRINKS…….HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door!
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