ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Is Sitting Naked. This Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 9.8k Views An elderly man is sitting naked in the men’s sauna, when suddenly he gets a raging boner. He doesn’t quite know what to do next, so he gets up and yells: “I need a woman, I need a woman right now!” Another man in the sauna tells him: “Well, stop yelling at us, go to the women’s sauna instead!” The man complies and rushes into the women’s sauna, still yelling and with his member still standing at attention: “I need a woman, I need a woman right now!” A woman in the sauna gets angry, stands up, takes a scoop of cold water and throws it at his crotch. The elderly man instantly loses his erection. He looks down at his johnson and says: “Oh, so you were just thirsty, you little [email protected]?” See more Previous joke A Priest Decided To Do Something. Next joke Two Elderly Women Visiting An Art Exhibition.