ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Bought A New Car. This Will Your MInd. An elderly man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to the office. On the way, he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, “How much should I pay to turn right?” The Policeman was astonished and asked, “Why are you asking like this?” Then a man showed him the signboard which was in the corner of the road: “Free Left Turn” See more Previous joke The Old Government Official Wouldn’t Accept A Sports Car. Next joke Little Akpos Accidentally Makes A Funny Noise.