A drunk walks up to two priests.
He says “I’m Jesus Christ.”
The priest shakes his head. “No son, you’re not.”
The drunk goes up to the second priest. “I’m Jesus Christ.”
The second priest gives the same answer.
The drunk glares at them for a second. “Look I can prove it. Follow me.”
He leads them to a bar and walks inside.
The bartender takes one look at him and says “Jesus Christ, you’re here again?!”
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