A Dog's Letters To God.

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A Dog’s Letters To God

Dear God,

Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dog love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God, More meatballs and less spaghetti, please.

Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street.

Dear God, Are there mailmen in heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

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