A dog lover, whose dog is a female and “in heat”, agrees to look after her neighbours’ male dog while the neighbours are on vacation.
She has a large house and believes she can keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she is drifting off to sleep she hears awful howling and rushes downstairs to find the dogs locked together,
In obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Desperate, she calls the vet, who answers in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet says,
“Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his excitement and he will be able to withdraw.”
“Do you think that will work?” she asks.
“Just worked on me,” he replies.
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