The Doctor Tells My Grandma.

The doctor tells my grandma,

“I have some good news and some not-so-good news…”

My grandma says,

“Alright, give me the not-so-good news first.”

The doctor replies,

“You’ve been diagnosed with a bit of forgetfulness.”

Grandma smiles and says,

“Oh dear! And the good news?”

The doctor grins,

“Well, now you’ve got an excuse to forget things whenever you like!”