ElderlyJokes Doctor Examining Old Lady Patient. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. While examining his old lady patient, the doctor tells her: “Your eyes sight, hearing, heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all sorts of trouble”. The old lady started taking off her clothes. Doctor, quickly stopped her and said: “No! No! Just show me your tongue”. See more Previous joke St Peter Is Receptionist At The Entrance. Next joke The Local News Station Was Interviewing An Old Lady.