HealthJokes A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman! This is Funny! One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought it was very romantic. Over the next three days, the engineer went to her and gave her an apple. On the third day the woman asked: “Why an apple?” The engineer replied: “Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away” See more Previous joke A stunning lady walked into a bar and sits at an empty table. Next joke A Man Has Three Girlfriends But Doesn’t Know Which One To Marry.