A Cowboy Walks Into A Bar And Sits Next To A Very Attractive Woman.

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A Cowboy Walks Into A Bar And Sits Next To He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks:

“Is your date running late?”

“No.” he replies “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says:

“A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

The cowboy explains:

“It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says:

“What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman giggles and replies:

“It must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says:

“Damn thing’s an hour fast.”

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