A Cowboy Walks Into A Bar And Sits Next To He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks:
“Is your date running late?”
“No.” he replies “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says:
“A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The cowboy explains:
“It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says:
“What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies:
“It must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says:
“Damn thing’s an hour fast.”
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