AnimalsJokes The Cowboy Was Trying To Buy A Health Insurance Policy. What Happened Next Is Unbelievable. 5k Views The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t had one. Never.” “Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” “Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.” See more Previous joke A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club. Next joke Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies Are Sitting.