ElderlyJokes A Couple Of Old Ladies Were Having A Chat. This Is Insane. A couple of old ladies were having a chat on the nursing home porch. One says, “Lisa, do you remember the minuet?” “Who?” says the other. “I can barely remember the ones I slept with!” See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Were Sitting Outdoors At A Cafe. Next joke Farmer Joe Was Watering His Farm A Chicken Came Along.