A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is s*x after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
” Marion… Marion “
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back as we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have s*x. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.
I have s*x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s*x a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s*x the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it’s back to golf course again.
Then it’s more s*x until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”
“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”
“No — I’m a rabbit in Kent’.
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