JokesMarriage A Couple Was Having A Huge Argument. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. 7.8k Views A Couple Was Having A Huge Argument On Who is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone. They Went On Until They Decided To Ask Their 5-Year-Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy? MOM: “Son, who Is more scared to be home alone Me Or Dad?” SON: “Daddy is more scared” MOM: “Why son?” SON: “Because when you working night shifts, Dad ask the lady from next door to come and sleep with him on the bed” MOM shocked: “And what do they do?” SON: ” They play the same game you always play with our gardener on the bed during the day when daddy is away” They Are Getting Divorced This Weekend. See more Previous joke L.Johnny And His Grandmother. Next joke A Woman Playing Golf.