AnimalsJokes The Clumsy Turtle and the Shocking Revelation. Get ready for a hilarious adventure deep within a forest! 800 Views Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree: After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear.” She chirped. “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.” See more Previous joke When An Elderly Woman Visits Her Doctor. Next joke Noah Checks On All The Creatures.