AnimalsJokes A Chicken And A Pig Were Having A Conversation. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 3.8k Views One day a chicken and a pig were having a conversation The chicken suggests the two should start a restaurant. The pig is intrigued by the idea and says, “That sounds great. I’m an entrepreneurial type of hog. I’m sick of working for the farmer. But what are we going to call the restaurant?” The chicken thinks. Then scratches and pecks at the dirt and suggests, “Ham and Eggs!” To which the pig replies, “No thanks, I’d be committed. You’d only be involved.” See more Previous joke A Woman Decides To Try Horseback Riding. Next joke The Lion Wakes Up In The Jungle.