A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them.
“Hey, show us yer teets, ya blo0dy ladies!” shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,
“I don’t think they know who we are; show them your cross.”
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
“P!ss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer [email protected] off!”
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
“Did that sound cross enough?
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