A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.” Well, then, just give me my money back.”
Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
OK, then. Just unload the donkey.”
What ya gonna do with him?”
I’m going to raffle him off.”
You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead. “
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”
I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece, and made a profit of $898.” Didn’t anyone complain?”
Just the guy who won. 80 I gave him his two dollars back. “
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