ElderlyJokes A Bakery Owner Hires A Female. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 38.8k Views A Bakery Owner hires a Fit, Young Female Shop Assistant who likes to wear Very Short Skirts and Skimpy, Thong Panties. One day a young man enters the Bread Store. Noticing her Short Skirt and the location of the Raisin Bread, he has a brilliant idea. “I’d like some Raisin Bread please…!”, the Man says. The Shop Assistant climbs up the Ladder to reach the Raisin Bread located on the very Top Shelf. The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an Excellent View, just as he thought. When she descends the ladder, he decides that he would really like Two Loaves. After she retrieves the Second Loaf of Bread. She descends the Ladder, one of the other Male Customers notices what’s going on and requests his Own Loaf of Raisin Bread. After many Trips, she is Tired and Irritated and begins to wonder, “Why the Unusual Interest in the Raisin Bread, this morning”..??? Atop the Ladder one more time, she looks down and notices an Elderly Man standing amongst the Crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another Trip, She yells down at the Elderly Man, “Is it Raisin for you too”..??? “NO,” stammers the Old Man, “But it sure is Quivering a Little.” See more Previous joke A Salesman Was Passing Through The Countryside. Next joke Two Elderly Friends Had Lived In Senior Retirement.