AnimalsJokes An Australian Ventriloquist Visiting New Zealand. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 4.9k Views An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the old farmer “G’ day, mind if I talk to your dog?” Old Farmer: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.” Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going mate?” Dog (via ventriloquist): “Doin’ all right.” Old Farmer: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?” (pointing at the villager) Dog: “Yep” Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?” Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.” Old Farmer: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?” Old Farmer: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…I think.” Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?” Horse: “Cool” Old Farmer: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (pointing at the villager) Horse: “Yep” Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.” Old Farmer: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?” After a long pause- Old Farmer: (in a panic) “The sheep’s a f*ckin’ liar.” See more Previous joke The Lion, King Of The Jungle, Gets Bored. Next joke An Old French Lady Had A Small Shop.