This Is The Artificial Counter Intelligence.

This Will Make You Laugh Silly.

Alexa, I am feeling to have s*x.

Alexa :

Most certainly… you don’t worry. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 degrees. The [email protected] is kept on the top right shelf of your wardrobe. The gel is kept next to it.

I have hired your favourite Thai massager. She is just 12 minutes away as per her uber ride status.

I have scheduled her 5k payment from your credit card 2 hours from now.

I have checked your wife’s GPS and she is in big bazaar buying groceries. As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google maps traffic, more 1 hour to reach home.

Enjoy your s*x. And yes, your c0ndom is in the pull out drawer of the living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet.

This is the last c0ndom, so have added condoms to your Amazon cart…

This is called true Artificial Intelligence.

Wife: Alexa, have you set it up?

Alexa:

Sure thing, he thinks you are going to take three hours, all you gotta do is take an Ola auto home, you will reach in 45 minutes.

I’m recording the whole thing with four cameras, you just need to walk in, we have the bastard cold, I’ve your divorce papers printed and ready, and your attorney briefed, and case documents drafted, will be filled tomorrow, 5 Cr. damages plus 3L per month alimony.

All set. Your Ola auto is outside.

Now, this is … Artificial Counter Intelligence…

After all,

Alexa is a female.

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