An Army Major needed to use the pay phone but he did not have the 20p necessary.
He saw a private cleaning the floor and demanded of him,
‘Soldier, do you have change for a pound?’
The private replied, ‘Of course.‘
The Major gave him a an icy stare and erupted, ‘That’s no way to speak to a superior officer.
we’ll do that again.
Soldier, do you have change for a pound?’
The soldier replied, with a glint in his eye, ‘NO SIR.’
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