Angus And His Best Pal McTavish Are Sitting Around In The Pub.

Angus and his best pal McTavish are sitting around in the pub:

Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says.

“Angus, you see that bridge out there?”

His friend replies.

“Aye Angus, that I do.”

“S’a good Bridge that is.” Angus says.

“Built it with my bare hands I did. But do they call me Angus the Bridge Builder?”

“No Angus that they don’t.” Says McTavish sympathetically.

“And do ya see that there roof on the primary school?” S’a good roof, took me a month, with me bare hands.” Says Angus.

He takes another pull of his beer.

“But do they call me Angus the Roof Maker?” He asks.

“No Angus that they sure don’t,” Says his friend consolingly.

Angus shakes his head sadly and takes another deep pull at his beer, his face going red and says.

“But you sh@g just ONE Sheep!”