ElderlyJokes The Angel Of Death Came To An Old Pastor. This Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 3k Views The Angel of death came to an elderly Pastor and said: “I am here to take your life.” The old Pastor replied. “But I’m not ready!” The angel of death said. “Well, your name is the next on my list.” “Okay, why don’t you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before you take my life?” “All right.” Replied the angel. Then old Pastor gave him some food with sleeping pills in it, the angel finished eating and fell into a deep sleep. The Pastor took the list and removed his name from top of the list and put it at the bottom. When the angel woke up he said to the Pastor. “Because you have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list.” And that my friends is the bl0ody story of my life! See more Previous joke A Gorilla Dies Of Old Age. Next joke An Old Couple Celebrating Their 40th Wedding Anniversary.