ElderlyJokes An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket. This Is Hilarious. At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller. The Old man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.” See more Previous joke An Old Man Applies For A Job As A Woodcutter. Next joke A Guy Took A Cat Home.