ElderlyJokes An Elderly Couple Visits A Doctor. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. An elderly couple visits a doctor The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, “What?” The doctor repeats himself. Once again the old man says, “what?” So the doctor yells it, “I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!” With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, “He said needs a pair of your under Garment!” See more Previous joke An Old Man On Crowded Bus. Next joke An Elderly Couple Was Celebrating Their 60 Anniversary.