AnimalsJokes Alan’s Wife Just Walked Into The House. This Is Funny. Alan’s wife just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much she loves him. Held his face in her hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room. Husband is sitting right next to the dog. See more Previous joke A Sweet Old Lady Telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. Next joke A Boy With A Monkey Was Walking Down.