A man walks into a bar with his dog and sees another man sitting with his turtle.
The man with the turtle is sitting with piles of cash in front of him.
The man with the dog is curious so he asks,
“What’s the deal with all the cash?”
The man with the turtle responds,
“Well this here turtle is the fastest pet in the state. Ain’t nobody else’s pet faster than my turtle.”
The man with the dog, in disbelief, questions how that’s possible.
The man with the turtle responds,
“If you don’t believe me, we can have a race. Your dog versus my turtle from here to the wall at the other side of the bar. First one there wins.”
The man with the dog is in utter shock, of course his dog is faster than this turtle, so he takes the bet.
The dog and the turtle line up, ready to race, and the bartender counts down from three.
On go, the dog takes off running to the wall.
Meanwhile, the man with the turtle picks it up, chucks it at the wall where it hits and falls to the ground, and says
“I’ll take my money now”.
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