JokesMarriage A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper. A Season Ticket Twist. 4.3k Views A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, she said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket too?” “Absolutely not,” he said quietly. “How sweet,” Sarah said. “Now tell me why not.” “The season is more than half over.” See more Previous joke Little Johnny’s Teacher Is Doing Her Rounds. Next joke Two Elderly, Excited Southern Women Were Sitting.