AnimalsJokes A Hound Dog Lays In The Yard. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.” As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger’s legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” The old man mutters, “Ain’t my dog.” See more Previous joke A Drow Elf, A High Elf, And A Wood Elf Were Stranded On A Desert Island. Next joke Two Elderly Women Were Sitting On A Bench.