An Elderly Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Painted.

This Will Make You Go ROFL.

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist,

“Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.”

“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.

“I know,” she said.

“It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”

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