JokesMarriage How To Quiet A Rowdy Flight! An international football team flies on a charter jet to their next tournament. It’s quite a long flight, and they get bored, deciding to play football on the plane since it’s a charter flight. After a while, the captain gets angry with all the yelling and bumping and sends his co-pilot to shut them up. Thirty seconds later, the co-pilot comes back, and the plane is wonderfully silent. “That’s awesome! How did you manage to calm them down so quickly?” the captain asks. “It was no problem,” the co-pilot replies. “I just said, ‘Listen, guys, the weather is lovely—why don’t you play outside for a while?'” See more Previous joke A Genie’s Twist: Sue Me ! Next joke The Self-Turning Bathroom Light Mystery.