A man meets a genie and is told he gets one wish. He says to the genie….
“Well, I’m older and don’t need money but it’s a life long dream of mine to visit Hawaii but I’m too afraid to fly. So I think I’d like a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there.”
The genie replied
“What?! No, that can’t be done, the ocean currents and shifting of the tectonic plates, the depth of the ocean, I’m sorry but it’s impossible, you’ll just have to think of a different wish”
So the man thinks about it and says..
“You know I’ve never really understood women, I’d really like to understand them, how they feel, what they think, I mean really truly understand everything about women”