ElderlyJokes An Old Couple Goes To See The Dentist. This Is Truly Hilarious. An old couple goes to see the dentist. The wife says “doctor, I need you to extract a tooth but I don’t want you to use any novocaine.” The doctor asks “are you sure? It could be very painful.” The wife assures him, “absolutely, just do it quickly and it will be fine.” The doctor says “OK, which tooth is it?” The wife turns to her husband and says “honey, show him your tooth.” See more Previous joke Two Turtles Get Mugged. Next joke An Elderly Man Had Serious Hearing Problems.