A turtle is sitting on the side of the road when a chicken hops up to him.
“Whatcha doin?” asks the chicken.
“My buddy’s on the other side there, flipped on his back by some hooligans, and I’m waiting for a big enough break in traffic so I can get over there and help him.”
“Why, I’d be happy to do that for you,” replies the chicken.
“Why would you do such a nice thing for me?”
The chicken is deep in thought for a while and finally says,