JokesMarriage Husband Comes Home From Church. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. Husband comes home from church and greets his wife, lifts her up; carries her around the house. the wife’s so surprised; she asks smiling, “Did the Pastor preach about being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies… “No, he said we must carry our burdens”… See more Previous joke An Old Man Lived Alone And His Only Son Is In Prison. Next joke An Eight-Year Old Boy Johnny Had Never Spoken A Word.