JokesMarriage Husband Talked To His Wife. This Will Blow Your Mind. Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible for me. Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I’ll accept it as a good gift. So next day…… Husband: Here Is The Giraffe. See more Previous joke A 12-year-old Boy Was Walking Down. Next joke A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom Outside.