ElderlyJokes An Old Lady Started Learning To Swim. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?” The lady, with a look of helplessness, replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son: – “If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?” And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!” A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: ” Now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?” Husband replied: “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you.” The wife refused to relent: “No, you have to jump into the water, and have to save one of us”. Whom will you save? The husband replied: “Then you will surely die…. because I don’t know to swim …. and my mom will definitely save me first.” See more Previous joke Little Johnny Asks The Teacher. Next joke A Little Old Lady Who Was Very Spiritual.