AnimalsJokes Two Donkeys Were Talking About Their Owners. This Is Epic. Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you leave your owner?” First donkey: “I was thinking about it, but he has a very good-looking daughter, and whenever she does something mischievous, he says that he would get her married to some donkey, and I am just waiting for that to happen.” See more Previous joke A Couple Had Two Little Boys. Next joke A Farmer’s Donkey Fell Down Into A Well.