AnimalsJokes A Teacher Ask About The Johnny’s Homework. This Is Truly Hilarious. “Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”, was his solemn response. “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that”? “It’s true, Miss Martin, I swear”, insisted Johnny. “I had to force him, but he ate it”! See more Previous joke A 50 Year Old Lady Started Learning How To Swim. Next joke Three Squirrels Were Sitting On Animal Hides.